I’m going to be posting a few excerpts from my upcoming short story collection, beginning with this one:
He threw his cigarette down and was about to squash it under his heel when two vehicles pulled up. A Chevy cargo van and a classic red T-bird. Six elderly people got out. One woman and five men. A seventh man remained behind the wheel of the van, scowling.
Shit! thought Brent. Six customers? And all of them older than blame.
So much for an easy morning. He stomped his cigarette out and returned inside the store. He waited behind the counter as the old farts filed in with their canes and walkers. The last one in the door (a gent with a limp and a bushy iron-gray beard) turned and shut the door. He flipped the sign in the window over from “OPEN” to “CLOSED.”
Brent watched with mild amusement. “Waddidya do that for?”
The old woman went behind the counter. She pulled a Colt .45 Automatic out of her handbag and jammed it between Brent’s eyes.
“Oh, you gotta be shitting me!” Brent cried. “You’re fucking robbing us?”
“Yes and no,” said the woman.
Brent laughed. Grandma pressed the gun harder into his skull.
“Hey, that hurts!” Brent said.
“It’s supposed to,” Granny said. She watched her accomplices. They were rummaging through the section where the tequila display was. “Hurry up and get it together. Jimmy, you get the boxes from the back.”
“Okay, Bev. We’re on it.” Jimmy propped his cane against the shelves.
“What? You’re stealing liquor?” Brent asked incredulously.
“Just what we need,” replied Bev.
Brent made a move to subdue the old woman, but she grabbed the arm he was trying to strong-arm her with and twisted it behind his back. Brent yelped in pain. Christ, the old bitch is STRONG! Bev walloped him on the back of the head with the butt of the gun. He swayed, but didn’t pass out. He ceased struggling. Bev leaned in close to him.
“There’s a smart boy,” she whispered. She licked his earlobe. Brent shivered, frightened and grossed out at the same time. He twisted around and looked up at the security camera. Fake, but still…
“We know it doesn’t work,” said Ironbeard from the door.
Brent didn’t ask how they knew. He watched silently as the others began loading up the boxes with bottles of tequila.
“Nosy little jerk, ‘aint he?” Jimmy said. “And brave. Last punk didn’t say or do a fricking thing.”
“Didn’t help him in the end, though, did it? He was still…” said one of the other men loading boxes. What did he say? It sounded like exyunitch.What the hell was that? Brent wondered. Did the old bitch damage his hearing when she hit him?
“Now, Rocky. It’s okay,” said Bev. She still had a hammer-lock on Brent. The business end of the gun was once more against his forehead. She leaned in to whisper. “We have a craving for fermented agave.” She was licking his ear again. “Among other things.”
Stay tuned for more excerpt goodness…