Shit people say when they find out I’m a writer #2…

Shit People Say to Me When They Find Out I’m a Writer:

Do you ever put me in your stories?

“No.”

Are you sure? That tentacled, snot-dripping, fanged minion of the Underworld you wrote about That One Story seemed like you were getting back at me for something. You made me that monster, didn’t you?

“No.”

 Why are you smiling then?

“I’m thinking about my next story.”

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6 thoughts on “Shit people say when they find out I’m a writer #2…

  1. Wow, I’d never have the balls to put “shit” right in my title. Porn, sex, money – sure! I mean I put shit in my blog, but that’s more a comment on the content than the actual w – er, I mean, yeah, I know how you feel. Except that I’m a man.

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